Having explored my new pen name, I started researching the names I noticed in my London home. It turned out that I’d been using “facilities” made by some of the most famous British brands: Dudley, Celmac and McAlpine. How British is your toilet? Mine turned out to be proudly so, even though, after being painted red (???) by the previous owner, it has, over the years, acquired a soft pink tinge reminiscent of the Italian stucco. Not only does this British toilet have the famou
